Cripes!
Instead of staying on my couch and watching the boobtube (I don't watch it much), I decided to continue my daily walk. Of course, there is, outside, an ice storm... Well, it's freezing rain. "Well," I say, "What the fuck!" ... Out I went. It didn't take long, but I soon became a human icicle. That didn't stop me. It should've stopped me... In fact, the ice on the roads and sidewalks should've stopped me. Being a stubborn Polack, I continued forward. What a tricky walk... And what a stupid idiot I am!
It reminded me of that one time... back when I was young and stupid... Not like my old and stupid self. It was when I was younger, still foolish, and hopeful. Anyway, my friends and I decided, on a whim, to go to Mardi Gras. We decided to leave late at night ... Evidently right after an ice storm, similar to the shit I just walked in, and in the same place. While I was passing a truck, I lost control of my car, and into the median I went... The car embedded itself into a tree bush. Needless to say, I wasn't happy. However, I was thankful. A mile from my location, there was another accident that lead to fatality. After a wrecker freed my car from the tree bush, my friends and I drove to the next town and hoteled. The next morning, after a pow-wow, and reassurance from a mechanic that my car was drivable, we continued to Mardi Gras.
That was a time. That was an adventure. That was a four day drunk!
Earlier I began writing a story about one lousy day back in September. I don't plan on finishing it. I rather lost interest in the tale. Instead, for those faithfuls, and who give a shit, I will briefly finish it now.... And, yes, I lived.
Saturday Finished Briefly....
* Portaged Des Plaines River.
* Friend had anxiety attack putting us in emergancy room for three hours.
* Never made beer fest....
* Portaged back to city and had Polish food.
* Fought car back home trying not to over heat it...
* Priest in car hits my car.
* I make it home ALIVE!
* Liscense plate on front of car is missing.
* Find plate propped on a tree during my walk four blocks from home...
* Mechanic said I shorted the cooling system causing my over heating by running through a puddle (the same puddle that removed my plate).
* Returned to central Illinois where I've been living ... yahoo.... sigh.
The End
Well, kids, I've bored enough.
Prost!
It reminded me of that one time... back when I was young and stupid... Not like my old and stupid self. It was when I was younger, still foolish, and hopeful. Anyway, my friends and I decided, on a whim, to go to Mardi Gras. We decided to leave late at night ... Evidently right after an ice storm, similar to the shit I just walked in, and in the same place. While I was passing a truck, I lost control of my car, and into the median I went... The car embedded itself into a tree bush. Needless to say, I wasn't happy. However, I was thankful. A mile from my location, there was another accident that lead to fatality. After a wrecker freed my car from the tree bush, my friends and I drove to the next town and hoteled. The next morning, after a pow-wow, and reassurance from a mechanic that my car was drivable, we continued to Mardi Gras.
That was a time. That was an adventure. That was a four day drunk!
Earlier I began writing a story about one lousy day back in September. I don't plan on finishing it. I rather lost interest in the tale. Instead, for those faithfuls, and who give a shit, I will briefly finish it now.... And, yes, I lived.
Saturday Finished Briefly....
* Portaged Des Plaines River.
* Friend had anxiety attack putting us in emergancy room for three hours.
* Never made beer fest....
* Portaged back to city and had Polish food.
* Fought car back home trying not to over heat it...
* Priest in car hits my car.
* I make it home ALIVE!
* Liscense plate on front of car is missing.
* Find plate propped on a tree during my walk four blocks from home...
* Mechanic said I shorted the cooling system causing my over heating by running through a puddle (the same puddle that removed my plate).
* Returned to central Illinois where I've been living ... yahoo.... sigh.
The End
Well, kids, I've bored enough.
Prost!
posted by "Just" Joe at 8:43 PM
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