Another Rough and Tumble Excursion of Life...

I am sick and tired of this. I started this damn place to replace the old place so I can be funny again. I can't even think of anything to write. AND, I don't feel funny. I feel like an asshole class clownish funny. Today, I judged a science fair. I don't think kids understand the concept of the Scientific Method... Example: "Which Gum Lasts Longer, surgarfree or regular?" Okay, science? NO! Fucking marketing project is what that was! Their resources? The gum manufacturers' websites! AND, they predicted that Extra sugarfree would last longer because the label said so!!! They also said that sugarfree gums would last longer over sugar. "Why?" I asked, "Why would you think that?" My real question, what science did they use to predict this... "the label said so" was the response....Ergggg.... One other project? Which energy drink is more acidic... The kid tried to see if it would corrode concrete. None of them did. He couldn't figure out why. After all, his coach said they did. Coach can't be wrong, can he? SO, ... well... I can tell you that our future scientific intelligentsia? Fucked!