Insane Part 2...
Oh, I see you thinking over there. You're thinking, "Joe's lost it!"
I have not!
I haven't lost it at all!
NO! NO! NO! NO!
I am a Timex watch! I take a licking and keep on ticking (I once had this great Timex watch that I bought at Wal-Mart for $5.00.... I have this thing about wearing $5.00 watches... WAIT!!! I had at thing regarding the purchase and wearing of $5.00 watches. I moved up to $50.00 watches. Anyway, I bought a $5.00 Timex, one of many watches in my need and want to only wear $5.00 watches. It was this green, guady thing. BUT, OH, was it a thing of wonder... Damn the adventures that watch and I had. AND, it only lost a few seconds every so often when I accidently pounded it into a wall or something. I often wonder what happened to that $5.00 watch... It was sooo many $5.00 watches ago... and a couple $50.00 watches. I know I didn't throw it away. Unlike others in that collection of $5.00, it didn't break. In fact, I have no idea why I ever took it off. I guess I had to have this other $5.00 watch. That other $5.00 watch broke, I bet. This Timex actually live up to that ticking licking thing... It was only $5.00 dollars!!!! Where ever you are, Timex Watch... I miss you!!! tick... tick... tick... tick.... I also had a Casio $5.00 watch. It was black. It wasn't that god awful green that super Timex watch was... That Casio slipped off my wrist when the buckle broke and ended up in a garbage disposal. I was working for the University of Illinois Dining Services at the time. I served punch the other day. I think my time in food service trained me well, because I can serve punch like nobody's business. I can serve punch wearing any type of time piece. I am that fucking good. ... I didn't use a $5.00 ladle. That thing was silver. $5.00 watches are really all the time piece price we should have to pay. Why do we, as a culture, need to have time pieces that cost beyond $5.00? All we need is a Timex. Seriously. And the Timex will continue to work forever, that is, until we decided to take it off for no other apparent reason, other then we have to have that Black Casio $5.oo watch. It's just silly. Time telling... Portable Time telling should be cheap! Those calculator watches were stupid)! Sure, I may lose some seconds here and there, but damnit I continue to work!!!! ALWAYS.
Call me "Timex" Joe.... Actually, don't. That's just stupid.
I have not!
I haven't lost it at all!
NO! NO! NO! NO!
I am a Timex watch! I take a licking and keep on ticking (I once had this great Timex watch that I bought at Wal-Mart for $5.00.... I have this thing about wearing $5.00 watches... WAIT!!! I had at thing regarding the purchase and wearing of $5.00 watches. I moved up to $50.00 watches. Anyway, I bought a $5.00 Timex, one of many watches in my need and want to only wear $5.00 watches. It was this green, guady thing. BUT, OH, was it a thing of wonder... Damn the adventures that watch and I had. AND, it only lost a few seconds every so often when I accidently pounded it into a wall or something. I often wonder what happened to that $5.00 watch... It was sooo many $5.00 watches ago... and a couple $50.00 watches. I know I didn't throw it away. Unlike others in that collection of $5.00, it didn't break. In fact, I have no idea why I ever took it off. I guess I had to have this other $5.00 watch. That other $5.00 watch broke, I bet. This Timex actually live up to that ticking licking thing... It was only $5.00 dollars!!!! Where ever you are, Timex Watch... I miss you!!! tick... tick... tick... tick.... I also had a Casio $5.00 watch. It was black. It wasn't that god awful green that super Timex watch was... That Casio slipped off my wrist when the buckle broke and ended up in a garbage disposal. I was working for the University of Illinois Dining Services at the time. I served punch the other day. I think my time in food service trained me well, because I can serve punch like nobody's business. I can serve punch wearing any type of time piece. I am that fucking good. ... I didn't use a $5.00 ladle. That thing was silver. $5.00 watches are really all the time piece price we should have to pay. Why do we, as a culture, need to have time pieces that cost beyond $5.00? All we need is a Timex. Seriously. And the Timex will continue to work forever, that is, until we decided to take it off for no other apparent reason, other then we have to have that Black Casio $5.oo watch. It's just silly. Time telling... Portable Time telling should be cheap! Those calculator watches were stupid)! Sure, I may lose some seconds here and there, but damnit I continue to work!!!! ALWAYS.
Call me "Timex" Joe.... Actually, don't. That's just stupid.
posted by "Just" Joe at 10:45 PM
1 Comments:
Are you sure you haven't lost it...lol
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