Slightly Amusing...

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Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving...............

> 1. Talk about a huge breast!

> 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

> 3. It's Cool Whip time!

> 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

> 5. That's one terrific spread!

> 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

> 7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

> 8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

> 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

> 10. Don't play with your meat.

> 11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.

> 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

> 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

> 14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

> 15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

> 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

> 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

> 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!