Found This In My Files

A Prayer for the Stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to that ass that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Mondays
23% on Tuesdays
40 % on Wednesdays
20% on Thursdays
5% on Fridays

And help me to remember....
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that poeple are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

Amen!