HOT AGAIN!!!

I was outside all day yesterday drinking beer... SO, I am yet again irritable... Yes, another story delay.

HOT!!!!

I have to try and write something because I said I would. BUT, I didn't count of long, hot days in the Northern Sun dealing with ticks, downed trees, porcupests, painting, and grass so long, I think if I climbed it I would find a giant and not become rich because I would've been stepped on. Yeah, it was a long week. And, I am sunburned, tired, aching, and .... did I mention the grass? It was long. Anyway, I am home at the moment, and when I am less irritable, I shall tell you the tale... Joe Versus Porcupest. Little bastard!

Down State Game Room....

Well, Ladies and Gentlemen readers... Today I officially annouce that "Joe's Game Room" is officially moving to a new location. No, not a new URL. I mean to a new physical location. Yeah, after four years of Master Degree studies to change professions and one hell of a job search, I have landed a new job not near here. I am moving in August to a location down state. This won't be my first time living down state. It will be my first time living down state working, though. Yeah, that's right. I found a job. I am both nervous and happy about it. AND, since I don't have much time to get things moving (no pun intended) and I must get moving quickly, things in the game room will be especially light as I transition. I actually can't wait to explore the under world of down state life so I can report back here and complain about it. Doesn't that sound fun? Anyway, before I head down state, I must head NORTH! Off to Wisconsin for more back woods fun with ticks, hungry animals, and lawnmowers! Catch you all hopefully next week! Ta ta!

Load of Horse Manure...

I really don't think so... BUT,....

Joe's Personality Is

Guardian (SJ) You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented. Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules. You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader. You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you. A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do. You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up. In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly. At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions. With others, you tend to be polite and formal. As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself. On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them!

The Three Question Personality Test

Oopps...

Joe is a Passed Out Drunk

Drinking gives you that warm fuzzy feeling, until you're thrown in the back of a police car...

What Kind of Drunk Are You?

I looked like that this weekend, I tell you. No police car though.

Beware the AWESOME MIGHT of...

Joe's Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Iron Dragon Your Superpower is Cybernetics Your Weakness is Blood Your Weapon is Your Solar Revolver Your Mode of Transportation is Raft

What's your Superhero Name?

And, a damn fine raft it is too..... It is! STOP LAUGHING!

I have a headache...

I usually don't like to let myself go... I try to keep in control.... Last night, however, I didn't. And, now I have a splitting headache. I knew that around 8:00pm I should have stopped after that beer... I didn't and well... Here I am complaining about it here in the gameroom. You don't care, I know. Why would you? You should care, because I am wasting precious seconds of your life as you read my rant over my stupidity. Thank god I was only across the street.... But, this beer thing got me in trouble again. And, you know what? I am going to a beer fest in a few short moments to drink again. This is going to suck. Oh? The beer fest? It's a BEER AND CURDS thing. Yup! I get to drink beer with different cheeses! Now, could it get better then that? Yup! It can. I could go without this splitting headache.

Court Ruling

COURT RULING, Chicago Illinois, May 8, 2006 Chicago, Illinois (AP) - A seven year old boy was at the center of a Chicago courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
Judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Chicago Cubs, who the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.