LYME!!!

I guess it was bound to happen. I do work in the woods from time to time. I became a little complacent. WHAM! I am now diseased. My arm can move now. There was a time that it couldn't. It hurt like hell and couldn't move. Now it itches like hell and is a little sore. I hate ticks. I hated ticks before this happened, but now I LOATH ticks! I LOATH THEM SO MUCH I WILL WRITE IT AGAIN: I LOATHE TICKS!

Being diseased sucks. I have to take a horse pill to kill the vermin that the S.O.B. left in my blood stream. I hate that. My blood being the breeding ground for some bacteria I can't pronounce. I bet I end up with food poisoning. One nasty old bacteria can't have all the fun playing around in my insides! Hell! Let's add another!

I LOATHE TICKS!!!