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These questions... I've often wondered about them. I do my best to reveal very little. But, well, enjoy, I reckon.

40 Questions!!!

11. The phone rings. What is your ringtone?
First I say, “Do I want to answer it? My phone is over there!!!” Then, I don’t. I am notorious for not answering my phone. Then I say, “Wow, somebody is calling me. That’s rare.” The phone stops ringing. Then I get a beep that says I have a voice-mail. That beep lasts for a few hours. Then I walk over and shut if off. Then five days I later I listen to the message. Then I call back the person. What was the question? Oh, ringtone. Led Zeppelin’s Kasmir. I like Led Zeppelin and I like that song.

2. Did you go anywhere yesterday?
I came back from Chicago. I visit there often. The weather sucked. I went right to the couch. There I pondered.

3. Who was the last person you shared beds with?
A cat named Molly. This question is rather depressing. Let’s move on.

4. Favorite drinks?
Shit… do I have to answer this one?

5. Does the person you like know that you like them?
I am very good, I think at hiding any type of proof I like anyone.

6. Last time you talked to your mom?
Talked to my step-mom in June. I am the great communicator. See question one.

7. Where are you right now?
In a state of constant bliss!?! Okay, I lied. I am currently offline sitting somewhere plotting. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

8. If you HAD to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?
She’s my baby niece, so yeah. I’m an Uncle. We do that.

9. Favorite gadget in the kitchen?
Popcorn popper. I am a popcorn fanatic. I can’t live without popcorn.

10. Favorite pie?
Apple.

11. How is your hair?
Falling out. Damn you genetics and stress… damn you!

12. Where's the last place you walked to?
The fridge for a beer . Good times. Good times.

13. Last time you had a sleepover?
Do I sound like a person who would have a sleepover? Come on!!! Please!

14. Latest you stayed up in the past week?
I was up until 2am… I often am. Late night + Joe = good living.

15. What are you doing?
Sitting here trying to creatively answer questions while trying hard not to reveal anything about myself. I am a private person.

16. Have you been in a car accident?
Sometime in college. I went to Mardi Gras. There was an ice storm. My car hit a tree bush.

17. What was the last thing you said?
“Shit!”

18. Who's the 1st person on your missed calls list?
Did I get a phone call?

19. What did the last text message you received say?
“Illini in the Rose Bowl!”

20. Last time you went to church?
1990 after an ice storm and my car hit a tree bush.

21. Story behind your MySpace song?
MySpace song? I don’t have a MySpace song. I hardly use the thing. BUT, if I had to choose a song that adequately describes me… FEEDBACK!!! You’re awesome, Jimmi!

22. What's bothering you right now?
Do you have time… First of all, ….

DESCRIBE YOUR:

23. Wallet?
Empty…

24. Eyes?
Hazel…

25. Life?
On other planets!

WHAT ARE YOU:

26. Doing this weekend to come?
Nothing much… Something to do with alcohol, I am sure. Perhaps even a few snacks.

27. Wearing?
Thin…

28. Wanting?
The entire world!!!!

29. Listening to?
The sound of silence.

30. What do you smell?
Nothing. I smell nothing. Do you think I have a problem?

31. Do you sleep naked?
Nah, but I have.

32. Do you like seafood?
Yes, when I seafood, I eat it.

33. Do you remember your dreams?
Yes, I often do. Like that one that was really weird? That was really weird.

34. Do you consider yourself a study freak?
No… WING THAT MOTHER! That’s my mantra!

35. Do you speak another language other than English?
Pig latin!

36. What did you do last night?
I watched a movie. I ate popcorn. I thought about working. Then, I went to bed.

37. What do you hate?
At the moment, I am not very fond of some of my choices.

38. Orange or apple juice?
How about orange-apple juice? Or, …. I really like cranberry juice, now that I think about it.

39. Who were the last people you went out to lunch with?
My friend Paul. We hit a brew pub after the Illini game. It was called Piece. They had this wicked Double Imperial Stout… Yum.

40.Last thing you ate?
Cheese nips.