Joe... From A to Z ...

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I am in the process of changing the English language as we speak. I am convinced that those who control language can control the world. With that in mind, please read the following....

MY A-Z

A. AVAILABLE: 24-7.
A. AGE: 33
A. ANNOYANCE: People who don’t mean what they say.

B. BEST FRIENDS: FOREVER!!!
B. BEER: I could go on and on…
B. BIRTHDAY: Dare I say it? I hate my birthday.. .Of all fucking days… January 2. I hate that day.

C. CRUSH: Orange!
C. CAR: Working, Thank God!
C. CANDY: Machines are awesome!

D. DAY OR NIGHT: Night and day!
D. DREAM CAR: One that continues working.
D. DOG OR CAT: Fish. His name is Ike.

E. EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: That voice inside my head. That bastard is always talking, though. “Joe, do this! Joe, do that!” … Nag! Nag! Nag!
E. EGGS: Salad… yummy! Yummy!
E. EMAIL: I do, on occasion.

F. FAVORITE MONTH: October. Love the color.
F. FAVORITE COLOR[S]: Orange and Blue!
F. FAVORITE FLOWER: Black rose!

G. GUMMY: All the time!
G. GIVER OR TAKER: Taker begins with “T”… So, this should be omitted from the list.
G. GUM: I usually don’t chew gum. I have a tendency to swallow after a few chews.

H. HAIR COLOR: Brown.
H. HEIGHT: Six feet…
H. HAPPY: Feet! It was a movie my little niece loved.

I. ICE CREAM: You scream! We all scream for ice cream!
I. INSTRUMENT YOU CAN PLAY: the Kazoo. I am an expert.
I. IDOL: I don’t have one.

J. JEWELRY: I wear an American Indian carved ring. I love the American Southwest and would love to eventually live there.
J. JOB: na na nah… Sha na na na na… Get a job!
J. JAIL: House Rock!

K. KIDS: None, zip… zippo… Though, one might consider me a kid.
K. KICK BOXING OR KARATE: I can say them both.
K. KINDERGARTEN: I can say this word, too!

L. LONGEST CAR RIDE: I have been all over this nation.
L. LAST KISS: It’s been awhile. And, quite frankly, I don't know if I care.
L Love: …………………………… That’s all I have to say about that.

M. MILK FLAVOR: Huh? Ummm… yeah, huh? Milk has always been milk flavored, right?
M. MOST MISSED PERSON: My mother. She died when I was 11.
M. MOVIE LAST WATCHED: Superbad.
N. NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: Two
N. NUMBER OF TATTOOS: None…
N. NAME: Joe… Just Joe. I think that rather says it all.

O. ONE WISH: It would be? …. That it starts to makes sense.
O. ONE PHOBIA: Claustrophobia.
O. ONE REGRET: I often wonder if maybe I should’ve stayed where I was.

P. PARTNER IN CRIME: If I told anybody, we’d be arrested because the gig would be up.. But, basically, I am my own best partner in crime. I can get myself in trouble all by myself.
P. PART OF YOUR APPEARANCE YOU LIKE BEST: I am not one to look at, seriously.
P. PART OF YOUR PERSONALITY YOU LIKE BEST: Sense of humor.

Q. QUICK OR SLOW: Depends…
Q. QUIET OR LOUD: Music must be loud! LOUD!
Q. QUEER: My college roommate was… He and I had this idea to break up a couple. I get the girl, and he gets the guy. It never worked.

R. REASON TO SMILE: There are many reasons to smile. Just look around.

R. REALITY TV SHOWS: None… I watch Television as much as I answer the phone.
R. REASONS TO CRY: I have many, but my sense of humor keeps me laughing.

S. SONG LAST HEARD: “Christmas Time is Here” by the great jazz pianist Vince Guraldi.

S. SEASON: For loving!
S. SHOES: over by the door.

T. TIME YOU WOKE: Dark
T. TIME NOW: Dark
T. TIME FOR BED: When I feel like it.

U. YOU LOVE SOMEONE: No.
U. UNPREDICTABLE: I don’t think so. Bet you didn't see that one coming?
U. UNIVERSITY: University of Illinois – Urbana/Champaign, DePaul University - Chicago

V. VEGETABLE YOU HATE: The rotten kind.
V. VEGETABLE YOU LOVE: the fresh kind.
V. VACATION SPOT: The Yukon! I also love my summer home in Wisconsin. I spent the summer there this year. And, now that I think about it, I wish I was still there.

W. WORST HABITS: Heh, I need more space then this.
W. WHERE ARE YOU TRAVELING TO NEXT: Czechland. I have family there… mainly my Grandmother.

W. WEATHER RIGHT NOW: Nasty.

X. X-RAYS: To see right through stuff, right?
X. X-RATED: Nah… I am pretty much PG-13.
X. X-FILES: I can be classified as such, no?

Y. YEAR YOU WERE BORN: 1974
Y. YEAR IT IS NOW: 2007
Y. YELLOW: goes the light and up goes my speed.

Z. Zoo Animal: The Zebra.
Z. ZODIAC: Capricorn.
Z. ZOOPHILIA: Ummm… no.