Speechless...
Today is one of those days where I have nothing. On days like today, I really appreciate the job of any type of writer. How do they keep coming up with stuff? I am blanked. I did find it interesting though that the Looney Toons (see yesterdays rant) came up in conversation twice today. AND, somebody used a Styx song in reference to something I did..."To much time on my hands...." Odd, considering I was just thinking about that stuff yesterday. Could it be that I have the power to tell the future? OR was it just dumb luck? Anyway, I found it interesting. That pretty much sums up the day... a whole lotta nothing. I also have to run to the post office to get stamps. I have posts to mail. No, not Christmas cards! If you are thinking you might get a card from me, you can just stop thinking about it. It isn't going to happen. I am a failure at communication. Well, not a failure per se. I communicate, but not well. I might write an e-mail every now and again, but I don't make phone calls and I am hardly getting on AIM anymore. I guess I like the face-to-face time. I can't concentrate when I don't have that face time. I need to react to people. It's hard to react when I can't see them. I like to be animated I guess.
See, I am talking about myself. That clearly shows I have nothing. I shouldn't have to sit here and defend my bad communication habits either. So what!?! I don't communicate. So I won't have friends in the future because I am a dick wad when it comes to talking to people. Shoot! It's my funeral.
You know what might be a fun game to play? RANDOM THOUGHTS!!! I will sit here and just type my random thoughts when they come to my head. Ready! Set! Go!
1. What is the point of dried fruit? Well, not a thought, but more like a random question. I will try again.
2. Hmm, dishes in the sink need to be cleaned. See, that's more like it. That's a thought.
3. My furniture is dusty. I guess I shed a lot.
4. The fridge is loud.
5. My random thoughts are boring.
6. SEX!!! Ah, I bet that got your attention.
7. Pig nutters.
8. Pig nutters? That's the best random thought I can have? Shit! Another question! In fact two questions! I need thoughts. Focus on thoughts.
9. Pig nutters.
10. Shit! That was dumb! I need a new random, not so stupid, and actually makes sense thought.
11. If it wasn't for the loud fridge, it would be rather quiet in here.
12. Maybe if I look around the room, it will help me come up with something.
13. I can't believe I am wasting not only my time, but your time with this stupid exercise in futility.
14. Bumble! He's sitting under my Charlie Brown Christmas Tree. If I press his foot, he roars and then sings, "It's a holly, jolly Christmas!" Holly? Jolly? What is that? Is it anything like "Merry" or "Happy"? Or is that a completely new type of Christmas joy? Is it joy? What the hell does Holly, Jolly mean? Seriously? Do we want a holly, jolly Christmas? That's just way to much alliteration. Holly... Jolly... Lolly... Butter pecans! AND, PIG NUTTERS!
15. Does anybody read this shit? Are you still here reading this shit? Go do something!!!
16. I have to mail posts. And, I need gasoline. We need a post office type gas station where we can mail and fill.
17. Holly, Jolly Easter!!! Doesn't really work does it?
18. Lunch didn't sit with me well today. Mental note: Avoid Cafeteria Lasagna!
19. Christmas time is here! Time for Joy and Cheer.... Something something something something Kids favorite time of year!
20. My sister has this ability to learn song lyrics just like that. My nephew called her an I-Pod. Funny.
21. She loves me! She loves me not... Reminds me of this one Far Side Cartoon. It's a split panel. On one side there is this boy laying on a bed. He's got a thought bubble coming from his mind (thought bubble... Do we think in bubbles? Anyway....) where he is asking himself... "Is she thinking about me? I like her! Does she like me? I wonder if she is thinking about me. Does she like me?" ...So forth and so on. The other panel shows the girl laying on her bed. And she too has a thought bubble. "I really like vanilla," she says to herself. The caption...Same planet, different worlds. That cracks me up. Then I get angry because that dumbass is me...sigh.
22. I miss the Far Side. I really, really do.
23. My niece is 13 years-old today. Happy Birthday, Niece. By the way, World... Beware, another teenage girl lurks about! RUN!!!
24. I really like vanilla....
and the final random thought to conclude this rather big waste o' time is....
25. You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. You can't pick your friend's nose!
With that, I would like to say... LATER!
See, I am talking about myself. That clearly shows I have nothing. I shouldn't have to sit here and defend my bad communication habits either. So what!?! I don't communicate. So I won't have friends in the future because I am a dick wad when it comes to talking to people. Shoot! It's my funeral.
You know what might be a fun game to play? RANDOM THOUGHTS!!! I will sit here and just type my random thoughts when they come to my head. Ready! Set! Go!
1. What is the point of dried fruit? Well, not a thought, but more like a random question. I will try again.
2. Hmm, dishes in the sink need to be cleaned. See, that's more like it. That's a thought.
3. My furniture is dusty. I guess I shed a lot.
4. The fridge is loud.
5. My random thoughts are boring.
6. SEX!!! Ah, I bet that got your attention.
7. Pig nutters.
8. Pig nutters? That's the best random thought I can have? Shit! Another question! In fact two questions! I need thoughts. Focus on thoughts.
9. Pig nutters.
10. Shit! That was dumb! I need a new random, not so stupid, and actually makes sense thought.
11. If it wasn't for the loud fridge, it would be rather quiet in here.
12. Maybe if I look around the room, it will help me come up with something.
13. I can't believe I am wasting not only my time, but your time with this stupid exercise in futility.
14. Bumble! He's sitting under my Charlie Brown Christmas Tree. If I press his foot, he roars and then sings, "It's a holly, jolly Christmas!" Holly? Jolly? What is that? Is it anything like "Merry" or "Happy"? Or is that a completely new type of Christmas joy? Is it joy? What the hell does Holly, Jolly mean? Seriously? Do we want a holly, jolly Christmas? That's just way to much alliteration. Holly... Jolly... Lolly... Butter pecans! AND, PIG NUTTERS!
15. Does anybody read this shit? Are you still here reading this shit? Go do something!!!
16. I have to mail posts. And, I need gasoline. We need a post office type gas station where we can mail and fill.
17. Holly, Jolly Easter!!! Doesn't really work does it?
18. Lunch didn't sit with me well today. Mental note: Avoid Cafeteria Lasagna!
19. Christmas time is here! Time for Joy and Cheer.... Something something something something Kids favorite time of year!
20. My sister has this ability to learn song lyrics just like that. My nephew called her an I-Pod. Funny.
21. She loves me! She loves me not... Reminds me of this one Far Side Cartoon. It's a split panel. On one side there is this boy laying on a bed. He's got a thought bubble coming from his mind (thought bubble... Do we think in bubbles? Anyway....) where he is asking himself... "Is she thinking about me? I like her! Does she like me? I wonder if she is thinking about me. Does she like me?" ...So forth and so on. The other panel shows the girl laying on her bed. And she too has a thought bubble. "I really like vanilla," she says to herself. The caption...Same planet, different worlds. That cracks me up. Then I get angry because that dumbass is me...sigh.
22. I miss the Far Side. I really, really do.
23. My niece is 13 years-old today. Happy Birthday, Niece. By the way, World... Beware, another teenage girl lurks about! RUN!!!
24. I really like vanilla....
and the final random thought to conclude this rather big waste o' time is....
25. You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. You can't pick your friend's nose!
With that, I would like to say... LATER!
posted by "Just" Joe at 5:51 PM
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