Cheese - Its!

I don't know the right spelling of the brand name, actually. Anyway, somebody, at work, stole my boxes of Cheez-its. What the fuck? They were supposed to be for my lunch! I wanted to eat Cheez-its and soup, because one bowl of soup doesn't do it for me! I went to get my Cheez-its... GONE! All GONE!!!! Everywhere I looked as my soup grew cold..... Not even a crumb left. Nothing! NOTHING! Let's just say, I was still hungry and left with a hunger for processed cheese food backed into a cracker. And, they were the "Big" kind. THE BIG KIND! Oh.... If I get my hands on that thief! THAT BASTARD!!!!! I... I... I will give that person a tongue lashing like they wouldn't believe!

Ode to my missing cheez-its... a quick poem by me.

Cheez-its where are thy gone?
Not in my drawer
Not in my cabinet
Not behind the desk

Cheez-its the big kind you were!
On sale at K-mart.
K-mart also had pretzels.
I choose you.

Cheez-its I bet you could melt snow.
Even in the box
Your power to enchant
Red box with yellow lettering

Cheez-its you had a recipe on the back.
I wouldn't have made that dish
It looked disgusting
Sold other products by Sunshine
I hate cross-promotions

Cheez-its you made me smile.
The three crackers I had
It was a trio of flavor
Now my soup has gone cold

Come Back Cheez-its...

It was not meant to be...


sniff...

Fucking Cheez-it stealing bastard!