Tuesday, January 29, 2008

MUSE!!!!

I need a muse... something that inspires me. I am missing inspiration. There was a time where I could inspire myself. Heh, I "a-muse-d" myself, you might say. Where am I going with this? There you go! No muse - no inspiration - no idea what to write. Doesn't that just suck the old apple core! It's beating a dead horse, I tell ya!
So, I think I shall take some time to find some inspiration. I am sure it isn't in the fridge. Nothing in there except some bottles of beer, a bit of leftovers, and that thing growing back there that I am afriad to touch. It is probably some ancient civilization. Who am I to destroy ancient civilizations? I am no European Explorer! No way! No how!
Where does one go about looking for a muse? Is there a dotcom that specializes in such things? Should I go to a library? Bar? Restaurant? Dairy? Back alley?
Front alley? Side alley? Bowling alley? Not anywhere near an alley?
Makes me envy all those artists of the past. They had muses, I betcha. Of course, I am sure they wouldn't share it. Those bastards.

Muse... I kinda like that simple word. .... Muse... Muse... Muse... Sadly, the word itself does nothing to inspire. It itself is not a "muse." How sad is that? A word that names an inspiration, but itself does nothing to inspire. What a crap word, now that I think about it.

Okay, so I can't find a muse in the dictionary, and the dictionary is hardly a muse.

Damn... struggling... struggling... struggling..

I tried listening to music as some form of inspiration. But, it didn't do so well. It actually put me to sleep. I can't blame the music. I really shouldn't listen to music with my eyes closed laying down. That is a recipe for disaster.

Okay, enough of this... I am going to head and look for a muse. Sitting at a blog and typing of a muse does not, in fact, create muses. It instead is merely wasting my time. Stupid blog! Wasting my time where a muse is sought! I can't believe I have been tricked like this.

Enough!

I leave!

Inspirationto be sought!

Come! Inspire me!

Here muse!

Where are you?

Drat.

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