Pac-Man Fever!!!
First, one must comment on the victory that the Illini threw up on the board this afternoon.... WOAH!!!! How in the world did they pull that shit off???? I’ve watched diligently the whole season, and everything the Illini did wrong... they did again after the 11:00 minute mark in the second half... It’s like clockwork. The game ends at that 11:00 minute mark... They couldn’t, all season, pull it out. But today... with 15 seconds left, of all people, Frazier pulled in a two point basket!?!?!? Frazier who can’t hit shit? Illini by one????? How in the world!?!?! I am speechless, as far as that is concerned. I am happy, but... Where was this shit against Arizona? Maryland? Duke? Indiana? Michigan State? Some team I never heard of? Anyway, good job, boys... you have lived yet again to choke another day!!! And, that is at 5:30pm tomorrow night... Where should I go to drown my sorrows as I watch the game tomorrow evening? Hmmm... But, I shall figure that out tomorrow... Tonight, I shall bask in the glory that is Illini Basketball ... And, at least I get my one night. I think I deserve it considering the shit I watched all season long... not to mention the jabs, the jokes, the sneers sent in my direction. It’s tough being me.
Pac-man... I was bored the other evening, and downloaded Super Pac-man to my phone... only to suddenly remember that I always sucked at Pac-man. I loaded up the game just a few moments ago, and around the 11:00 minute mark, in the second half, I choked. Damn ghosts!!!! One would think it would be quite easy to move a yellow circle around a maze and eat ... gold rings??? Were those gold rings? Anyway, it appeared to me, I wasn’t good at eating those gold rings. My high score is hardly something to brag about. I could brag about it to my fish, I suppose. I bet he’d be a worse Pac-man player then I. Then again, he is a crafty fish, I think. You can never tell with those Beta fish. They have these shifty, blank eyes that one can’t read. I bet he’s plotting something right now. Actually, I bet he’s hungry. I haven't fed him yet... Wait, I did feed him. OH NO! I’m becoming forgetful! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! Maybe it’s the stress the Illini basketball team has given me... or maybe the fact I suck at Pac-man. Who knows... sigh.
Anyway, I really should get some work done. I think it would be fun to do. Who am I kidding. I hate doing work in the off hours, but I choose this life for myself. Time to grin and bear it.
Go Illini!
Fuck you, Pac-man!
Pac-man... I was bored the other evening, and downloaded Super Pac-man to my phone... only to suddenly remember that I always sucked at Pac-man. I loaded up the game just a few moments ago, and around the 11:00 minute mark, in the second half, I choked. Damn ghosts!!!! One would think it would be quite easy to move a yellow circle around a maze and eat ... gold rings??? Were those gold rings? Anyway, it appeared to me, I wasn’t good at eating those gold rings. My high score is hardly something to brag about. I could brag about it to my fish, I suppose. I bet he’d be a worse Pac-man player then I. Then again, he is a crafty fish, I think. You can never tell with those Beta fish. They have these shifty, blank eyes that one can’t read. I bet he’s plotting something right now. Actually, I bet he’s hungry. I haven't fed him yet... Wait, I did feed him. OH NO! I’m becoming forgetful! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! Maybe it’s the stress the Illini basketball team has given me... or maybe the fact I suck at Pac-man. Who knows... sigh.
Anyway, I really should get some work done. I think it would be fun to do. Who am I kidding. I hate doing work in the off hours, but I choose this life for myself. Time to grin and bear it.
Go Illini!
Fuck you, Pac-man!
posted by "Just" Joe at 9:31 PM
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