Not feeling it...
BUT, let's see what we can come up with on the fly....
Ready!
The final....
10 FINAL THINGS I WILL CHANGE WHEN I RULE THE WORLD!
(Muhahahahahahhaaaaaa!!!! <---- Evil laugh! It vibrates around your computer space)
1. The movie "Titanic" will never... ever... ever... never.... ever..... never.... ever... ever... never.... BE SHOWN AGAIN!!! EVER!!!! Come on, people! What the hell!?!?!? It was so laughable funny! I cannot be the only one who cheered and clapped when Leo's character finally froze to death! It was the best part of the film! As far as I am concerned, it was that film that should've been hit and then sunk by an ice berg. "Heart will go on!" ... MY ASS!!!!
2. Commercials for jewelry stores will be destroyed along with those stores that came up with all those damn commercials that are shown over and over and over throughout the holidays. I think only 5 people can afford those necklaces? I am sorry... Zales, you're being watched... Oh, you are so being watched!
3. I will bring an end to the hack teen pop stars! They cannot exist anymore! I won't allow this... this sham! I quote the following lyric from a song called, "I Can't Get Behind That!": "If you have to fix it with a computer, Quantized, pitch corrected, and overly inspected... Then you can't do it, and I can't behind that!" .... Here! Here!
4. The Muppets and the Looney Tunes will become staples in the American household. Damnit.
5. Brangalina will be the first to be arrested! .... And, then any celebrity that the tabloids feel I should care about... ARRESTED!!!! The only person worth reading about will be... ME... of course! No pictures please!
6. Free Spam!!!! .... Come on! You like Spam! Everybody, admit or not, likes Spam. I went to the Spam museum in Austin, Minn. It was actually pretty cool. I got a T-shirt. It says, "Spam." I know, what else would it say..... I even have a can sitting on my stove to remind me that sometimes things that could be meat do come in cans. My favorite name for a product like this? "Potted Meat Food Product" (I had a can of this stuff too... I dumped it when I moved from collegeland.. don't ask).... I bet they make cheese sauce from that.
7. The world anthem would be something by Led Zeppelin... Possibly "Black Dog"... Maybe, "Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You!"... I am not sure. I haven't really given this much thought. Pink Floyd's "Is there Anybody Out There!" works... OR, "Another Brick in the Wall Part 2" because I ... we're getting dumber.
8. I think I will do away with suspenders.
9. "Asshole" will no longer be used towards me... I believe that I am a whole "Ass".... Yup... That's greatness. If you fail to conform, arrested!
10. Simply, it will be my way, or the highway... and that highway will be I-80... as it is the best thing coming out of Iowa! ( Hehehehee...).
Oh, what a wonderful world it will be!
Prost!
Ready!
The final....
10 FINAL THINGS I WILL CHANGE WHEN I RULE THE WORLD!
(Muhahahahahahhaaaaaa!!!! <---- Evil laugh! It vibrates around your computer space)
1. The movie "Titanic" will never... ever... ever... never.... ever..... never.... ever... ever... never.... BE SHOWN AGAIN!!! EVER!!!! Come on, people! What the hell!?!?!? It was so laughable funny! I cannot be the only one who cheered and clapped when Leo's character finally froze to death! It was the best part of the film! As far as I am concerned, it was that film that should've been hit and then sunk by an ice berg. "Heart will go on!" ... MY ASS!!!!
2. Commercials for jewelry stores will be destroyed along with those stores that came up with all those damn commercials that are shown over and over and over throughout the holidays. I think only 5 people can afford those necklaces? I am sorry... Zales, you're being watched... Oh, you are so being watched!
3. I will bring an end to the hack teen pop stars! They cannot exist anymore! I won't allow this... this sham! I quote the following lyric from a song called, "I Can't Get Behind That!": "If you have to fix it with a computer, Quantized, pitch corrected, and overly inspected... Then you can't do it, and I can't behind that!" .... Here! Here!
4. The Muppets and the Looney Tunes will become staples in the American household. Damnit.
5. Brangalina will be the first to be arrested! .... And, then any celebrity that the tabloids feel I should care about... ARRESTED!!!! The only person worth reading about will be... ME... of course! No pictures please!
6. Free Spam!!!! .... Come on! You like Spam! Everybody, admit or not, likes Spam. I went to the Spam museum in Austin, Minn. It was actually pretty cool. I got a T-shirt. It says, "Spam." I know, what else would it say..... I even have a can sitting on my stove to remind me that sometimes things that could be meat do come in cans. My favorite name for a product like this? "Potted Meat Food Product" (I had a can of this stuff too... I dumped it when I moved from collegeland.. don't ask).... I bet they make cheese sauce from that.
7. The world anthem would be something by Led Zeppelin... Possibly "Black Dog"... Maybe, "Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You!"... I am not sure. I haven't really given this much thought. Pink Floyd's "Is there Anybody Out There!" works... OR, "Another Brick in the Wall Part 2" because I ... we're getting dumber.
8. I think I will do away with suspenders.
9. "Asshole" will no longer be used towards me... I believe that I am a whole "Ass".... Yup... That's greatness. If you fail to conform, arrested!
10. Simply, it will be my way, or the highway... and that highway will be I-80... as it is the best thing coming out of Iowa! ( Hehehehee...).
Oh, what a wonderful world it will be!
Prost!
posted by "Just" Joe at 10:16 PM
3 Comments:
Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! This SUCKS! What the fuck is wrong with me!!?!?!? Shit.
Erggg...
If you do away with suspenders you will have many older gentlemen showing their ASSets!
Bully.... Bully...
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