Funny! Funny!

In a recent survey carried out for leading toiletries firm

'Brut', politicians from Illinois, primarily Chicago, have

proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower!

In the survey, 86% of the Illinois politicians said that

they have had sex in the shower. The other 14% said they

hadn't been to prison yet.

I won't rest...

...until The Constitution reads "'Me' the People!"... "Me" of course meaning... well.. Me!

I hear...

that we have a new president? Hmmm... Big whoop.

It Will Come To This...

Gotta love this state!

I am working...

on my own year's best list.... It's harder than I thought.

It's a NEW YEAR!

I have been told that I can get really dark and cynical here. My new year resolution, in terms of game room, to lighten up. I've got nothing to say today, other than it took me forever to shave off my beard. Yeah, I recently had a beard. I just hadn't shaved since Christmas. I have this philosophy that if I don't have to shave, I don't. Therefore, I didn't. Now, I have to look professional again and then spent what seemed like forever hacking at facial hair. I am now beardless... I wish I looked good in a beard. I really do have shaving.