Earbuds...

The invention of the earbud headphones was actually a good idea. Old headphones were at times bulky and intrusive. BUT, that bastard who ever he or she was who invented earbuds? They didn't invent them for my ears! My right ear keeps rejecting the earbud. I walk maybe 2 feet, and it pops right out of my ear. I sit...POP! I think...POP! I don't even think about wearing it...POP! Heh. Little bastards! How do people get those things to say put? I see people out and about, no problems....They look quite comfortable and problem free with their earbud headphones. Am I to assume I have freakish ears? I must. Great! Add one more thing to the list. And that is not the first type of thing my body has rejected. I can't wear nice clothing either. Four minutes after I put on the tie, my shirt comes undone. Or, I dribble coffee on the shirt. Or, I just walk and lint magically attracts to my jacket. I can't win. I can't win at all. I can't look nice nor can I wear inventive technology. Are the powers that be trying to tell me something?

My car needs brakes.