I don't do advice....

I don't like giving people my opinion on their personal affairs. I am not good at it. I just don't have that personal...ummm...sensitive way about me. I am blunt. I don't think people like blunt adivce. I think most like it cushioned with sugar. That isn't me. I feel bad about it. And, I try to skirt the issues when they come my way. And, if people ask for my advice, well... I try to make it vague. Unless of course, something they are doing demands blunt adivce. Then, people don't talk to me anymore. Personally, I like to receive blunt advice. "Joe, you're being a fucking idiot!"... "Joe, what the fuck, dude? That's retarded." OR, my favorite, "Joe, don't be such a stupid, dumbass." I like that blunt stuff. But, I have found that people are not like me. I found that people don't think like each other... Yup. So, what's good for the goose, isn't necessarily good for the gander. AND, I like pizza. I do. A good slice of pizza? YUMMY!... The use of "yummy" here is very funny to me. Why? Because, 32 year-old, cynical men are not supposed to use "yummy" in regular conversation OR blogs. Makes me sound like a ninny. Do people use the word 'ninny' anymore? Oh... I have to call the health insurance people! I have to run... So, that phone call was a waste o' time. Ended up being more paperwork for me. They could've done this all on the phone. Bastards! I had to use a stamp. So, where was I? Oh, bad advice. I didn't say I give bad advice. Maybe I do... Anyhoo, I speicialize in making people laugh. When they are down, I clown around to put some sort of smile on the face. That's what I do. That's the stuff I attempt. Most times I find success in maknig people feel good. I fail too.. I am not perfect. God didn't give me the gifts for advice. I don't know why I decided to write about this today. I did get an e-mail from a friend asking for advice... And, I opened my big mouth earlier this week... So, I guess I decided maybe it was time for a disclaimer: Joe doesn't do advice. He does make rice. He can be nice. But, don't ask for advice. You want a chuckle? He won't buckle! He'll do his best. He won't be a pest. And... ummmmmmm... So, Duke lost in the sweet sixteen... HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAA!!!! I hate Duke. I HATE THEM! I thought they'd go all the way. They didn't. ... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! I knew Bradley was going to lose too. I knew that. AND, I am also happy to see Gonzaga out of it. That dude with the hair? He annoyed me. Now, he's gone!!!! I don't have a favorite to win. I really don't care anymore. My team got knocked out. Damn Illini... Well, kids... You have a nice yummy day!