Where has the time gone!?!?!?

Umm... hello? Is there anybody out there? Yes, I am still here. I haven't really left, actually. No, I've been around. I just haven't posted. L-A-Z-Y! There is so much I could type. There is so much that I could easily poke fun at. It's just, 1) I am lazy, 2) I forget, 3) I sleep. It's that sleep thing. I have this job that pretty much takes up 90% of my waking time. AND, the other 10% you ask? Why can't I take the time and use some of that 10% to catch up here in cyberland? Well, I like to sit and be lazy, too. I bought this wonderful chair, and I want to sit on it with a nice tasty beverage. So, what's the deal with today, on this blustery, cold fall day that brings me out of hibernation? I decided, just now, today to make a half-hearted stab at getting back out here. I guess in actuality to check-up with anybody that happens to stop by. And, maybe to finally try to get those creative juices out of hock. Hmmm... something funny happen today? I bought this soda from Meijer call Mr. Dim. I like that name! Mr. Dim... Heh. Okay, that's not so funny. Ummm... I, well, I ... it's ... you see... Okay, so can somebody explain to me MYSPACE and why I should care? I don't care. I honestly don't care about anybody or anything on MYSPACE. People, why have you become so fascinated with yourselves lately? Seriously, are you just that interesting that you think I would find you interesting? I don't. I don't care. I do find this ant climbing on my lab interesting. What the hell is it doing there? Shouldn't it be dead? It isn't. That's interesting. Your modeling career? Who kids a shit? Oh, you do! That's right! You're completely self-absorbed! I forgot. Well, get over yourself... you and your 10343 friends. Oh, sorry about your mood. Again, though, I don't give a shit. Go do something. I have plenty of books for you to enjoy. That's been my new thing lately. Books. Currently, I am working on a book called... It's hardbound... It's called... Oh, where is that book. It's about a war back in Africa. Ummm..... Hey, where is that book? Anyway, I am reading that one. I joined a book club in order to discuss books. This summer, I read 12. Yup! I read 12... most in a two week period of time. It was that part of summer that wanted to give us a glimmer of what hell would be like if we managed to get there. Quite frankly, I didn't enjoy that two weeks of hell weather. I did enjoy the books, though. And, that my friends is what I am doing. I am opening up my mind. That's what you should go do instead of spending gobs of hours on MYSPACE. I know what you are thinking. "Joe, you're writing here! SO THERE! You're like us!" Hey, I haven't been here in a year! HAHAAHAHAHAAA!!! I've been reading! READING! And, other things. Those other things are none of your business really. Some of those other things have taken me all over the Midwest. My car hates me. It really does. Anyway, kidlets, time for me to "book" if you catch my pun. Later!