Three recent posts...

And all three have become affirmation bullshit now stuck in blogger limbo land. Jesus Christ!!!

Ummmm.... Ummmm.... hmmmmmm.... Well, this seems to be going places.

Can I just say that ummmm... Can I say... oh, poo.

"Oh poo"... I love that expression. Oh poo!

Moving on.

I haven't a clue what to write about today. I just keep digressing. I think it is simply, you can't be funny all the time.

I can't be funny today.

I can borrow somebody's funny. So, I shall borrow this picture funny.

This picture cracked me up.

I will put a space between each sentence and the next to create a dramatic type of look.

Maybe it isn't so dramatic now that I think about it, but poetic.

Are spaces betwen short sentences really all that dramatic?

Why is important that I know?

Let's get to the borrowed funny, shall I?

Wait, I must write more drivel.

Drivel! Drivel! Drivel!

Hee!

That was three drivels, actually. Five, if you count all the times I wrote the word "drivel".

One must not over use the term "drivel." Six times is WAY to much, if you ask me.

I should have kept it at three.

Gads!

Oh, and pumperknickel. I spelled that wrong. Shoot. So much for good randomness.

I need more randomness. I haven't had the mind to come up with good randomness.

The best I can do is a misspelled rye bread?

Sigh.

Again, sigh.

Drivel.

Sigh and drivel.

Now, just a sigh again.

Drivel.

Hee.

And, now that I am done completely wasting your time... The main event!

The picture that cracked me up....

About time, right?

Yeah.



Woody Woodpecker drunk on booze is always funny. But, one must ask, do woodpeckers shave?