Time is moving sooooo slowly....
I want this over with! The waiting is starting to really get to me. Ever since I decided to hightail it out of dodge when my contract expires this summer, time just stopped. It literally just stopped. I can't stand this! I want this to be over and done with so I could go on to my next adventure. All I have been doing is waiting. AND, my recommendation letter writers are not cooperating either. I've got one. I need two more. I can't get the "new job" process into high gear until I have those sweet babies in hand. I've got everything else, but those damn letters. Shit. SHIT! SHITTY SHIT SHIT!
I am so tired of this shit. The more I stay here, the more I start to feel as if I am suffocating. I can't explain this feeling. ERGGGGG!!!!! So, even though I didn't want to and because I've been over doing the idea a bit.... BUT, because I am soooo aggravated, and my idea for a stellar blog went the way of the dodo bird..... it is time for some.... RANDOM THOUGHTS!!!!!
1. TIME HAS STOPPED, GODDAMNIT!!! IT LITERALLY HAS JUST STOPPED!!!!!
2. The weird weather shifts lately have made me start thinking that, ummmm... that ... ummm... they haven't really made me think anything, I guess. Of course, I am worried about my car. I don't think it likes them. It moans from time to time. That really scares me. Cars shouldn't moan, should they? And, there are mornings I can't open the windows because ice is a real bastard. Ice, I think, is really a Latin term for "water glue." Seriously, it's "water glue."
3. "TICK! TICK! TICK! TICK!" says the clock every second of the day. Did you know that? Every second. Do you think clocks get sick and tired of being so repetitive all the time? Digital clocks give a hummmmmm... which, again, in Latin, I think means, "tick." I often wonder what "tick" means in Latin. "Repeat" maybe? Ticks are also bugs that suck blood. I hate those things.
4. TIME HAS STOPPED, GODDAMNIT! IT LITERALLY HAS JUST STOPPED!!!!!!
5. Valentine's Day is tomorrow. That rather sucks. I hate Valentine's Day more then ever.... Every other damn commercial is a Jared's commerical. OR, Kay's. ... Where the hell did all these diamonds come from? AND WHY DO "THEY" INSIST ON GIVING THEM TO JARED'S AND KAY???? Have they no mercy? IF I SEE ONE MORE JARED'S AD... I'LL... I'LL... I'LL go build a time machine, find Rhodes, and kick his English ass!!!! ("ONE POINT TWENTY-ONE JIGGAWATTS!") Have some shame, DeBeers! HAVE SOME SHAME! We need to stop this consumerist madness before it's toooooo late!
6. I am downloading a video on the Russian Revolution for shits and giggles. If I am going to be bored, I might as well be REAL bored.
7. Time keeps slipping... slipping... slipping... into the future.
8. I wonder how creative people tend to remain that way. What is their secret? I really want to know, because the wheels keep spinning, but my hamster is dead. Sigh.
9. I am not saying that we should stop all diamond sales. They are nice little gems, all sparkling and such, but I think we should just eliminate Jared's and Kay's. Seriously, they keep telling us, every goddamn holiday that it is okay to go into bankruptcy as way of telling that special someone we love them. I personally think a simply said three words can do that job, but Jared's says no... Three figures does that job.
10. I wish I was hungry.... I've rather lost my appetite and nothing, I mean nothing sounds good to me anymore. Well, steak sounds good to me. And, lobster sounds good to me..... and ... Scratch this thought. It has rather become a mute point.
11. I don't actually like the color red much. I just thought I'd mention it.
12. I get no kick from champaign!!! Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all... so tell me now, why should it be true... I get a kick, out of you! Cole Porter rocks!
13. I don't think thirteen should be an unlucky number. In the world of bakers, it means one extra doughnut.
14. The thoughts are not coming anymore. I ... sigh... hamster is now rotting... rotting away.
15....... WHAT IS THAT I HEAR????? A JARED'S AD?????? Time for that time machine! I'm coming for you Rhodes... you and your scholars too! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!
I am so tired of this shit. The more I stay here, the more I start to feel as if I am suffocating. I can't explain this feeling. ERGGGGG!!!!! So, even though I didn't want to and because I've been over doing the idea a bit.... BUT, because I am soooo aggravated, and my idea for a stellar blog went the way of the dodo bird..... it is time for some.... RANDOM THOUGHTS!!!!!
1. TIME HAS STOPPED, GODDAMNIT!!! IT LITERALLY HAS JUST STOPPED!!!!!
2. The weird weather shifts lately have made me start thinking that, ummmm... that ... ummm... they haven't really made me think anything, I guess. Of course, I am worried about my car. I don't think it likes them. It moans from time to time. That really scares me. Cars shouldn't moan, should they? And, there are mornings I can't open the windows because ice is a real bastard. Ice, I think, is really a Latin term for "water glue." Seriously, it's "water glue."
3. "TICK! TICK! TICK! TICK!" says the clock every second of the day. Did you know that? Every second. Do you think clocks get sick and tired of being so repetitive all the time? Digital clocks give a hummmmmm... which, again, in Latin, I think means, "tick." I often wonder what "tick" means in Latin. "Repeat" maybe? Ticks are also bugs that suck blood. I hate those things.
4. TIME HAS STOPPED, GODDAMNIT! IT LITERALLY HAS JUST STOPPED!!!!!!
5. Valentine's Day is tomorrow. That rather sucks. I hate Valentine's Day more then ever.... Every other damn commercial is a Jared's commerical. OR, Kay's. ... Where the hell did all these diamonds come from? AND WHY DO "THEY" INSIST ON GIVING THEM TO JARED'S AND KAY???? Have they no mercy? IF I SEE ONE MORE JARED'S AD... I'LL... I'LL... I'LL go build a time machine, find Rhodes, and kick his English ass!!!! ("ONE POINT TWENTY-ONE JIGGAWATTS!") Have some shame, DeBeers! HAVE SOME SHAME! We need to stop this consumerist madness before it's toooooo late!
6. I am downloading a video on the Russian Revolution for shits and giggles. If I am going to be bored, I might as well be REAL bored.
7. Time keeps slipping... slipping... slipping... into the future.
8. I wonder how creative people tend to remain that way. What is their secret? I really want to know, because the wheels keep spinning, but my hamster is dead. Sigh.
9. I am not saying that we should stop all diamond sales. They are nice little gems, all sparkling and such, but I think we should just eliminate Jared's and Kay's. Seriously, they keep telling us, every goddamn holiday that it is okay to go into bankruptcy as way of telling that special someone we love them. I personally think a simply said three words can do that job, but Jared's says no... Three figures does that job.
10. I wish I was hungry.... I've rather lost my appetite and nothing, I mean nothing sounds good to me anymore. Well, steak sounds good to me. And, lobster sounds good to me..... and ... Scratch this thought. It has rather become a mute point.
11. I don't actually like the color red much. I just thought I'd mention it.
12. I get no kick from champaign!!! Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all... so tell me now, why should it be true... I get a kick, out of you! Cole Porter rocks!
13. I don't think thirteen should be an unlucky number. In the world of bakers, it means one extra doughnut.
14. The thoughts are not coming anymore. I ... sigh... hamster is now rotting... rotting away.
15....... WHAT IS THAT I HEAR????? A JARED'S AD?????? Time for that time machine! I'm coming for you Rhodes... you and your scholars too! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!
posted by "Just" Joe at 6:25 PM
2 Comments:
I'm bowling tomorrow. Happy V-day to me!
Just grab your Guiness and some Eastwood movie and you have yourself a date!
You know it....
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