OH...

for those days of wearing ugly flannels! Where have those days gone?

Another bullshit filled day, I fear. When is this going to end?

BUT, I did learn today that I can read trivia questions very well... Almost in Alex Trebek style. I am thinking about going after his job. That is, of course, after I take over the world. Without further ado: How about one more list of ....

TEN EVEN MORE THINGS I WILL CHANGE/DO WHEN I RULE THE WORLD....

1. I will arrest people... I will have too, because, I will be the law.

2. I don't understand why the freezer is generally smaller then the cool side of most refrigerators. Most home owners have to buy a separate chest freezer because the other freezer is either to short or thin. From now on fridges will have have two halves... equal sized! If people still think having Internet access through some console on the fridge is necessary (and, quite frankly it isn't), they will be arrested.

3. I never really understood the point of square dancing... It's gone! I one square dances. They will be arrested.

4. I will send postcards out that will read: "All those women that rejected me in the past??? Look at me now, Beyotches! I bet you wish you were more kind! Oh, by the way, you're arrested!"

5. Put my inner circle on some sort of family plan text thingy so we can keep in touch and tabs on the general populous. I can't do it alone. I'll need support. If they fail to serve me well... arrested!

6. I will make sure George Lucas does not make nor write any film ever again! George? What the fuck were you thinking messing with my childhood like that? You're arrested!

7. I will force people to look both ways before crossing the street. This will prevent any unecessary traffic accidents and deaths. If people fail to be safe in those streets, I will burn their houses down... Oh, and, they will be arrested.

8. Talking in movie theaters on cellphones... OR texting/talking with somebody while you're in my company... How fucking rude!!!! Oh, it was an emergancy? I see... I see... Bullshit... You're just trying to get away from me. What do you mean I've changed since I became the only world ruler? I am still the same person I always was.... That's crap... What? Put that down! Don't you go shaking that knife at me. I arrested them because they deserved it. They didn't comply to my street rule. ... Nobody complies with my street rule? That... oh... yeah... I .... Fuck this, you're arrested.

9. Touch my popcorn, and you will be arrested.

And, finally...

10. I will build larger prisons and have a LARGE police force.