Working....
Well, Kids! Here I am! Not doing my work! I should be doing some work. I've done some, but ... I think I've picked up some bad habits from my workplace. Why work?
Okay, it's cold.
I bring this up mainly because it's time to play a game I haven't played in a bit called....
RANDOM THOUGHTS!!!
The game is simple. I sit here and write down 10-15 things that randomly come to my mind.
Ready? Set? Go!
1. It's cold! Yes, a re-run. So what? You all should know the weather if we are to survive the upcoming Apocalypses. Why should you know the weather if we are all going to die? I don't know! It's just a random thought!
2. I can't explain everything..... Seriously! I can't explain everything. I could lie, but that doesn't benefit you one bit, now does it? I can explain somethings. I can explain other things. I can't explain everything. I can't explain some of the things that I do. I just do them and that is that. Why? Perhaps it is some just fucked up Freud thing even Freud can't explain. That's just it folks, I am fucked in the head. I remember when I went around for awhile using "fucked in the head" as an explanation for everything. But, as you know, I can't explain everything. Therefore, "fucked in the head" can only be used to explain a few things. It would be funny if "fucked in the head" actually did explain everything. "Joe," you begin to ask, "why is the sky 'blue'?" "Because, you're fucked in the head!" .....
3. sugarless Powerade tastes like shit... I actually don't know what "shit" tastes like. If I would surmise, I bet it would taste like sugarless Powerade. I have been looking for new drinks. I am getting tired of the same old water and ice tea and lemonade. This sugerfree Powerade was on sale. It was a buck a bottle. I picked up a couple flavors. They all tasted like shit. If you want to know what shit tastes like, it will cost you $1.oo a bottle. This has been a public service message.
4. I really should focus on those dishes. They've been sitting there a little bit... I think they ate the sponge. I liked that sponge.
5. I have a little Charlie Brown Christmas tree right over there.... It has one red ornament. It's fake, so I can't kill it. If I can only find a decorated dog house and a blue blanket, I can turn that twig into something really special... "Hark Hearaled Angels Sing!"
6. AND, that is WHAT, Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown!
7. I have learned that if I want to take over the world, all I have to do is control language. How does one go about doing that? Should I make up my own words? Should I destory books? Should I... no I couldn't! Oh, yes, I could!
8. It shouldn't surprise you that sugarless Powerade tastes like shit. Regular Powerade tastes like shit, too!
9. I am thinking about sleeping on the couch every night. I don't know why. It just seems like a good idea. Besides, see thought 2 for a further explanation regarding this enterprise.
10. "Fucked in the head!" .... I have to start using that again. "Joe, why must you be so negative all the time? Why are you such a cynic?" ... Joe answers: "Because you're fucked in the head!" ....
11. I really need to get back to my grading. It is almost mid-night and I am ... well, I have a pile.
12. Phew! That was close.
13. I shall catch you all on the flip-side! I must be off to.... sleep on the couch!
PROST!
Okay, it's cold.
I bring this up mainly because it's time to play a game I haven't played in a bit called....
RANDOM THOUGHTS!!!
The game is simple. I sit here and write down 10-15 things that randomly come to my mind.
Ready? Set? Go!
1. It's cold! Yes, a re-run. So what? You all should know the weather if we are to survive the upcoming Apocalypses. Why should you know the weather if we are all going to die? I don't know! It's just a random thought!
2. I can't explain everything..... Seriously! I can't explain everything. I could lie, but that doesn't benefit you one bit, now does it? I can explain somethings. I can explain other things. I can't explain everything. I can't explain some of the things that I do. I just do them and that is that. Why? Perhaps it is some just fucked up Freud thing even Freud can't explain. That's just it folks, I am fucked in the head. I remember when I went around for awhile using "fucked in the head" as an explanation for everything. But, as you know, I can't explain everything. Therefore, "fucked in the head" can only be used to explain a few things. It would be funny if "fucked in the head" actually did explain everything. "Joe," you begin to ask, "why is the sky 'blue'?" "Because, you're fucked in the head!" .....
3. sugarless Powerade tastes like shit... I actually don't know what "shit" tastes like. If I would surmise, I bet it would taste like sugarless Powerade. I have been looking for new drinks. I am getting tired of the same old water and ice tea and lemonade. This sugerfree Powerade was on sale. It was a buck a bottle. I picked up a couple flavors. They all tasted like shit. If you want to know what shit tastes like, it will cost you $1.oo a bottle. This has been a public service message.
4. I really should focus on those dishes. They've been sitting there a little bit... I think they ate the sponge. I liked that sponge.
5. I have a little Charlie Brown Christmas tree right over there.... It has one red ornament. It's fake, so I can't kill it. If I can only find a decorated dog house and a blue blanket, I can turn that twig into something really special... "Hark Hearaled Angels Sing!"
6. AND, that is WHAT, Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown!
7. I have learned that if I want to take over the world, all I have to do is control language. How does one go about doing that? Should I make up my own words? Should I destory books? Should I... no I couldn't! Oh, yes, I could!
8. It shouldn't surprise you that sugarless Powerade tastes like shit. Regular Powerade tastes like shit, too!
9. I am thinking about sleeping on the couch every night. I don't know why. It just seems like a good idea. Besides, see thought 2 for a further explanation regarding this enterprise.
10. "Fucked in the head!" .... I have to start using that again. "Joe, why must you be so negative all the time? Why are you such a cynic?" ... Joe answers: "Because you're fucked in the head!" ....
11. I really need to get back to my grading. It is almost mid-night and I am ... well, I have a pile.
12. Phew! That was close.
13. I shall catch you all on the flip-side! I must be off to.... sleep on the couch!
PROST!
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