Joe's Weekend Round Up 2.0
Hi! Yes, another weekend has come and gone. And, what happened this weekend? NOTHING!!! Well, nothing that deserves any rounding up, but I will try. What did I learn this weekend?
1. I learned that I need to write this blog from my Mozilla browser because the AOL browser sucks major ass. I can't really "carriage" return. And, the spell checker I normally don't use, doesn't work very well if at all. Damn you, AOL!
2. I learned that I can be an asshole! Yes, I can easily ignore people if I have to even though deep down I don't want to, but I have to because I decided that it was a good idea.
3. Toddler babies need to be taught how to use their toys at great expense to ones back muscles, and once they learn to use the toys they don't want to stop. That means, there is much crying and fussing and hurt. Em was given this big wheel thing that is built for toddlers. Since a toddler can't really peddle, it has an attached plastic pusher handle thing that adults can use to push the child as the child rests his or her feet on some built in foot rest. The damn thing is 6 inches to short. That means you have to huddle as you push... My back is fucking killing me! And, my niece doesn't even care!!! In fact, after an hour of pushing, I put her inside and she cried and she told on me.
4. As you already now, I can't shoot a basketball for shit. So, I have decided to not excercise any muscles other then the one between my ears. So, that means READING! READING! READING! I have started several books.
5. Toddlers tell on you.
6. Beer does not taste good with mints. It doesn't. So, don't try it.
7. St. Charles, IL is kind of a pain in the ass to drive too. They do have an Irish bar though. AND, as we know, an Irish Bar is only an Irish Bar if they serve Guinness. I love Guinness. And, according to a contributor, the drink is quite manly. Have I ever discussed Guinness being manly to anybody?
8. The bane of my existence? Bad Karma! I have bad karma. It's a bane. A BANE, I tell you!
9. Weasels! Weasels are everywhere!
10. I once tried to write jokes about being a target for assassins. It didn't work. I won't try that now.
11. Chinese food is AWESOME!
and finally,
12. When in doubt, take it out! That's an ACT strategy in case anybody did not know.
Okay, kids. This game is over and I am outta here!
1. I learned that I need to write this blog from my Mozilla browser because the AOL browser sucks major ass. I can't really "carriage" return. And, the spell checker I normally don't use, doesn't work very well if at all. Damn you, AOL!
2. I learned that I can be an asshole! Yes, I can easily ignore people if I have to even though deep down I don't want to, but I have to because I decided that it was a good idea.
3. Toddler babies need to be taught how to use their toys at great expense to ones back muscles, and once they learn to use the toys they don't want to stop. That means, there is much crying and fussing and hurt. Em was given this big wheel thing that is built for toddlers. Since a toddler can't really peddle, it has an attached plastic pusher handle thing that adults can use to push the child as the child rests his or her feet on some built in foot rest. The damn thing is 6 inches to short. That means you have to huddle as you push... My back is fucking killing me! And, my niece doesn't even care!!! In fact, after an hour of pushing, I put her inside and she cried and she told on me.
4. As you already now, I can't shoot a basketball for shit. So, I have decided to not excercise any muscles other then the one between my ears. So, that means READING! READING! READING! I have started several books.
5. Toddlers tell on you.
6. Beer does not taste good with mints. It doesn't. So, don't try it.
7. St. Charles, IL is kind of a pain in the ass to drive too. They do have an Irish bar though. AND, as we know, an Irish Bar is only an Irish Bar if they serve Guinness. I love Guinness. And, according to a contributor, the drink is quite manly. Have I ever discussed Guinness being manly to anybody?
8. The bane of my existence? Bad Karma! I have bad karma. It's a bane. A BANE, I tell you!
9. Weasels! Weasels are everywhere!
10. I once tried to write jokes about being a target for assassins. It didn't work. I won't try that now.
11. Chinese food is AWESOME!
and finally,
12. When in doubt, take it out! That's an ACT strategy in case anybody did not know.
Okay, kids. This game is over and I am outta here!
posted by "Just" Joe at 9:21 PM
3 Comments:
How can she tell on you?
She came in crying. Walked over to her mother. Pointed at me as she spoke in pained gibberish. It was actually quite funny.
Can't wait to see that
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