WOAH! It's Saturday!!!

WOAH!!! It's Saturday... I look around and say to myself, "Hey, what happened to Friday?" I really don't know. I remember standing in lines. I remember standing in more lines. I remember something about the ACT. I remember... I had Guinness!!! How can I forget that!?!?!? And, I remember ... I remember getting my assed kicked in some trivia game. That, my friends, will not do! I also... I was really tired. I don't like that tired thing. I want to go! I want to move! I want to do stuff! But, then the sleeepiness sets in around 10:00pm... And, I say to myself, "Hey, what happened to Friday?" I don't like that. Anyway, Friday was another bust at a job fair. I hate those things. The good news? That's the last one. Now, I start new strategies. In fact, the first strategy? Finding what happened to Friday!