Chicken Wings!

I love chicken wings. I can't think of anything better then chicken wings, beer, and college basketball. That is the ultimate in my small world. I guess I do live in a small world, and maybe I should think about expanding my horizons. Maybe I should get a hamburger with the beer for college basketball games! :) Anyway, the weather here blows. I have much to do. AND, it's cold. It's still cold. I hate cold. I am swelled up. Ever since my auto accident in 1999, I have never been the same. Changes in the weather really take me for a ride. I feel awful. I wish I had some chicken wings, beer, and a college basketball game to watch. I won't have another one of those until next week.

It looks wet outside. Actually, what a stupid observation, it is wet outside.

Let's see. Hmmm... Nothing really going on around here. I just opened a box of Cheese Nips. I had some at a shin-dig the other week, and they've been my new favorite snack. I don't think it is because they are good. I think it is because they are called Cheese Nips. I also think I have a fascination with cheese. What an interesting food product!!! I have been meaning to check out a dairy for sometime now. How is this food created? What is the magic behind a block of cheese? Near my summer home, we have a cheese master working at the Lynn Dairy in Lynn, Wisconsin. How does one become a cheese master? Do they start off as a curd? HEHEHEHEHEEEEE!!! All jokes aside, the cheese from Lynn Dairy is really good. Their Colby cheese is my favorite. I love that cheese. And, the variation called Co-Jack is fantastic. I think, next to beer, cheese is what I consume most in Cheeseland. GO CHEESE!!!

Can you tell I am struggling. I guess my mind is elsewhere. Anyway, I have another game that I shall play... So, here we go! More questions that I will vaguely answer! WOO HOO!!! QUESTIONS!!! What shall I reveal today? (Some of these are repeats! So, ummm... see if I said something new?) --- Later

1. What woke you up this morning?

My fucking alarm clock… every fucking morning that fucking alarm clock decides to ring and ring and ring and ring and ring… Then, I decide to turn it off after I feel I’ve managed to annoy just about everybody who can hear it. The reasoning… If I have to be up, we all must be up. That’s not true, but in my college days, oh yeah, that was true.

2. When's the last time you looked in a dictionary?
This afternoon, Funny story, actually. I was…. Hahahaha!!! How can anything be funny when one looks in the dictionary? It’s the damn dictionary. When I was little I would look for dirty words, but that is still not funny.

3. What are you dreading right now?
My work. I have work to do, and I don’t want to do it. The things I do…

4. Is tomorrow going to be a good night?
Wednesday? Hmmmm…. Nope. I will be here doing more work. Maybe I can do some writing. I’ve been working on a story. I think I’ve hammered out the details to salvage a project I began long ago.

5. When's the last time you had a slush?
Slush? What the hell is a slush? Is that a drink? Is that something to do with jumping in puddles? I did that today! Slush? ….. Slush? I really don’t know. Slush? It’s slushy outside, and I jumped in it. Why not?

6. Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
Paul. He and I went to a brew pub.

7. How many Myspace friends do you have?
Two! I am SO popular, I can puke!

8. What was your first thought this morning?
“SHIT!” then I rethought my first thought to actually be, “SHIT! I am so negative! SHIT!” Then, after that thought, I thought, “SHIT!” ….

9. Do you like school?
I could go to school like nobody’s business.

10. Are you thristy?
No, I’m JOE! JOE, damn you!!!

11. Where would you like to live?
THE YUKON! I’ve wanted to run with the caribou. Don’t ask.

12. What is the coolest vacation you have ever been on?
I was up in Wisconsin to close the cabin. It was as cold as hell. I was trying to close the place up, and it snowed on me. BRRRRR!!!!!

13. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Retired.

14. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
THAT, is a really good question. It’s something I’ve been thinking a lot about lately. I hope I am not sitting here in front of this computer answering questions, but a better computer.

15. What was the last thing you ate?
I said I just opened Cheese Nips earlier. Were you not paying attention?

16. Who do you wish you were with right now?
I wouldn’t want to wish me on anybody.

17. Who was the last person that left you a comment?
My sister telling me I had too much time on my hands. Yeah, well, you know what I have to say to that????? Ummm…. Let me think… Ummm….. Ummmmm….. So there!

18. How often do you log in to myspace?
Lately, a little bit. Cus, it’s a new adventure, I guess. That, and some friends only communicate that way. As I’ve said before, I am the great communicator. I don’t. Right, friends?

19. Would you rather talk on the phone or chat in IM?:
Mental telepathy.

20. How many car accidents have you been in?
My old car was an accident. Damn thing… I had soooo many problems. I don’t have the time to really get into it.

21. Do you listen to music every day?:
I do. So, what is it to you?

22. Do you like your parents?
Sure.

23. What was the last thing you ate?
This is a repeated question. What kind of bullshit game is this to repeat questions…. I know, you are trying to catch me in a lie, aren’t you, Game!?!? HA! Not going to happen. Homey doesn’t play that game.

24. Are you a fast typer?
I guess. I wrote this line in .23432343 milliseconds.

25. How many speeding tickets do you have?
At the moment, none.

26. What are you doing tonight?
Same thing I always do… TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!

27. Which smiley do you use the most?
Smiley? It’s called an emo-con. And, I don’t show emotion!

*Sniff* I don’t! *sniff* I don’t! I don’t! I don’t!

28. Is anything bothering you?

I was editing, and I missed this question... Yes, that I don't think my answers are funny enough, if they are in fact funny. DAMN!

29. Do you miss someone?

“At my door the leaves are falling
A cold wild wind has come
Sweethearts walk by together
And I still miss someone

I go out on a party
And look for a little fun
But I find a darkened corner
because I still miss someone”

Good ‘ol Johnny Cash.

30. What do you want to do right now?
Well, I would like to eat chicken wings, drink beer, and watch college basketball. I mentioned this before, didn’t I?

31. Are you listening to music right now?
Actually, no… Wait a sec. Now I am !

32. Are you in a good mood?
I am moodless. If I were wearing a mood ring, it would crack from my lack of mood. I am in NO MOOD… HAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!

33. What are you doing this weekend?

I am going to a gathering. Then I will clean my apartment. Then, who the hell knows.

34. Are you talking to anyone while doing this?
The voices in my head.

35. When were you the saddest in your life?
2001. That… that was a year, let me tell you.

36. Do you own more than one cell phone?
No, and I wouldn’t own the one I had if I could.

37. Do you use EBay to buy or sell?
I buy. Best place to get my hobby stuff. But, I haven’t lately.

38. What makes you mad?
Lately, it’s been excuses. I am so tired of excuses, including my own!

39. Do you like to sleep?
Is the sky blue? Is water wet? Is the Pope catholic? Does a bear shit in the woods? Is beer good?

40. Have you ever sang in public?
Yes! All the time! La! La! La! La!

41. What song makes you happy?
When the pieces all start to fall together. Oooppsss... Misuderstood. I guess it would be saying over and over... LA! LA! LA! LA! LA!

42. What do you like to listen to before you go to bed?
That really depends, really. I mean, I can do the TV or the radio or the CDs or the I-tunes or the I-pod. I am listening-dexterous.

43. Do you have a job?
Do you? Can I have $10?

44. Turn on your ipod... what song is playing?
Rooster by Alice in Chains.

45. How many close friends do you have?

I guess I have some that I would consider really close. I have this issue about opening up.

46. Do you "knock on wood"?
Ummmm… Wha?

47. Do you like winter?
Do you? Can I have $10?

49. Next concert?
Okay.

50. Name one song that explains your current life.
“Crystal Ball” by Styx