It Is What It Is...
but, I don't know what it is!
Okay, so Tuesday is not my day of the week. I think it is simply because I still have Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday to contend with. That's three more days of the usual bullshit I have to deal with on a daily basis. I would love to go into details, but I just can't. Just be assured that I deal with bullshit on a routine basis. I should have this feeling on Mondays, but I don't. Monday, I think, is more simple because we expect the bullshit. We get the bullshit on Monday. It's a given. Then on Tuesday we feel we've dealt with enough bullshit, and here we are doing it again after we had enough bullshit to do deal with on Monday. Does that make sense? There are some studies that say Tuesday is supposed to be the easiest day to have because it is just simply a non-exciting day. I don't know if I agree. In fact, I don't agree. I think those "experts" have not really studied the days of the week very carefully. I think it is because they didn't ask me. They better, because I have lots to say on this matter. I can't wait, in fact, for this day to end. Sure, I am not looking forward to Wednesday. BUT, It is better then Tuesday because it is simply closer to the weekend, and I am relieved that Tuesday is over.
I need more on Tuesday to make it more exciting, and I am fresh out of ideas. Today, I decided to blog. Now, I like blogging, but it isn't enough to make Tuesdays a decent day. I can't say, "Oh Boy! I can blog after work! SWEET! Tuesdays rock!" I just can't say it. A blog is nothing to look forward too. I do, but I think you catch my drift. It isn't enough. Wednesday, actually, I think I have that problem too. Still, Tuesday sucks. I think we should make Tuesdays "Coma Day." The powers that be should put us in a coma for the 24 hours that comprise of Tuesday and wake us for Wednesday. This would allow us to simply skip over a very non-exciting day. Sure, there are some problems with my overall idea, but I don't wish to get into semantics. I just want Tuesday to not be Tuesday. I want it to be nothing. A void! A non-livable void instead of the livable void that it is. I never get what I want, so I will have to deal with Tuesday the rest of my life.
I am also tired of pizza. I don't want anymore pizza. I don't want pizza, especially from Papa Johns. I have had pizza 5 days in a row, and quite frankly, that's is to much pizza. Because I have had to much pizza, I can't think of anything else I would like to eat. It has destroyed all my tastes. Hell, I don't even want a beer. Pizza has destroyed my taste for a beer, and that is a serious problem. Usually, I don't drink during the week. I wait for Friday and the weekend. Abstinence makes that beer taste real good. It is a self-imposed choice. That's where the problem lies. You would think my lack of wanting a beer on this Tuesday is really no big deal. Because I have no taste for a beer, not having a beer will make that Friday beer that much better. You'd be right, but I don't like to think along those terms. My rights have been stripped. I would like to have the ability to not have a taste for beer on my own accord. Basically, I want to control when I want or do not want a beer. The 5 day pizza binge has taken away my civil liberty in beer choice! I hate that! I want to choose. Papa Johns should not have that choice! I should never have let Papa John's take away my choice! AND, the pizza isn't all that great! Double jeopardy!!!!!! Gosh, I could use a beer, and I can't have a beer because my stomach has simply ruled it out! GADS!!!!!!! I hate you, Papa Johns. I am now going on that balcony with this coupon for free bread sticks with an order of an extra large specialty pizza and burn it in effigy. That's right, Papa Johns! NOBODY WILL BE SAVING TODAY!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!
Let's see what's in the freezer.... All I have is some frozen Papa Johns? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!
Okay, so Tuesday is not my day of the week. I think it is simply because I still have Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday to contend with. That's three more days of the usual bullshit I have to deal with on a daily basis. I would love to go into details, but I just can't. Just be assured that I deal with bullshit on a routine basis. I should have this feeling on Mondays, but I don't. Monday, I think, is more simple because we expect the bullshit. We get the bullshit on Monday. It's a given. Then on Tuesday we feel we've dealt with enough bullshit, and here we are doing it again after we had enough bullshit to do deal with on Monday. Does that make sense? There are some studies that say Tuesday is supposed to be the easiest day to have because it is just simply a non-exciting day. I don't know if I agree. In fact, I don't agree. I think those "experts" have not really studied the days of the week very carefully. I think it is because they didn't ask me. They better, because I have lots to say on this matter. I can't wait, in fact, for this day to end. Sure, I am not looking forward to Wednesday. BUT, It is better then Tuesday because it is simply closer to the weekend, and I am relieved that Tuesday is over.
I need more on Tuesday to make it more exciting, and I am fresh out of ideas. Today, I decided to blog. Now, I like blogging, but it isn't enough to make Tuesdays a decent day. I can't say, "Oh Boy! I can blog after work! SWEET! Tuesdays rock!" I just can't say it. A blog is nothing to look forward too. I do, but I think you catch my drift. It isn't enough. Wednesday, actually, I think I have that problem too. Still, Tuesday sucks. I think we should make Tuesdays "Coma Day." The powers that be should put us in a coma for the 24 hours that comprise of Tuesday and wake us for Wednesday. This would allow us to simply skip over a very non-exciting day. Sure, there are some problems with my overall idea, but I don't wish to get into semantics. I just want Tuesday to not be Tuesday. I want it to be nothing. A void! A non-livable void instead of the livable void that it is. I never get what I want, so I will have to deal with Tuesday the rest of my life.
I am also tired of pizza. I don't want anymore pizza. I don't want pizza, especially from Papa Johns. I have had pizza 5 days in a row, and quite frankly, that's is to much pizza. Because I have had to much pizza, I can't think of anything else I would like to eat. It has destroyed all my tastes. Hell, I don't even want a beer. Pizza has destroyed my taste for a beer, and that is a serious problem. Usually, I don't drink during the week. I wait for Friday and the weekend. Abstinence makes that beer taste real good. It is a self-imposed choice. That's where the problem lies. You would think my lack of wanting a beer on this Tuesday is really no big deal. Because I have no taste for a beer, not having a beer will make that Friday beer that much better. You'd be right, but I don't like to think along those terms. My rights have been stripped. I would like to have the ability to not have a taste for beer on my own accord. Basically, I want to control when I want or do not want a beer. The 5 day pizza binge has taken away my civil liberty in beer choice! I hate that! I want to choose. Papa Johns should not have that choice! I should never have let Papa John's take away my choice! AND, the pizza isn't all that great! Double jeopardy!!!!!! Gosh, I could use a beer, and I can't have a beer because my stomach has simply ruled it out! GADS!!!!!!! I hate you, Papa Johns. I am now going on that balcony with this coupon for free bread sticks with an order of an extra large specialty pizza and burn it in effigy. That's right, Papa Johns! NOBODY WILL BE SAVING TODAY!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!
Let's see what's in the freezer.... All I have is some frozen Papa Johns? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!
posted by "Just" Joe at 5:02 PM
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