RERUN CITY
I found the original Bob the Dark Lord story... thought it was gone! FOREVER!!! ERASED!!!! . I shall post it in parts... over time... Soon, I will eat breakfast, and then I will go out and about and find something to do... whether it be play bags or visit someplace new ... whatever it is, ... ummmm it will be done?? Yeah, something like that.
The Search for the Dark Lord
An Epic Parody of Nephew's Epic Adventure with the Same Title
By Joe
(Title and chapter titles By Nephew, borrowed straight and in order from his adventure currently in production)
Chapter 1
Tripod
There was a Dark Lord. His name was Bob. He was known all over the land as Bob the Dark Lord. Bob hated the town of Tripod. Why you ask? Because the town was loaded with nice people. Since Bob was an evil Dark Lord, it stands to reason he would hate that place. Tripod was a nice town with nice people.
Chapter 2
The Message
Bob received a message from the people of Tripod. "Come to our Town's 100th anniversary," it read. "We would really like to have you present, Mr. Bob the Dark Lord." Needless to say, Bob wasn't planning to go.
Chapter 3
The Challenge
Bob found it a real challenge trying to avoid the citizens of Tripod. Everywhere he went to be evil, there was some Tripod folk smiling, kind and considerate getting in his way. And they would always say the same thing. "We'd really like to see you at the party, Mr. Bob the Dark Lord. Are you coming?" Bob would give his most fiendish expression and say in the most sinister way, "No! Can't make it! Washing my hair." Bob hated Tripod, a lot! "Those poopie, friendly folks," he'd say to himself. "Can't they see that I am EVIL!"
Chapter 4
The Dark Cave
Bob moved away from his home to a dark cave to avoid the niceness emanating from the citizens of Tripod and the fact they bothered him about that party. However, like an idiot, he forwarded his mail to the cave, and sure enough the citizens of Tripod had found him. They continued to send well wishes and invites to their party.
Chapter 5
The Forest
Bob eventually moved from his cave to a forest far far far far away from Tripod. However, Bob eventually had to move shortly after because of the events about to be described in complete detail in Chapter Six entitled "The Attack of the Sturpents and Toothases."
Chapter 6
The Attack of the Sturpents and Toothases
In the forest, Bob was attacked by sturpents and toothases. He got bit a lot. It hurt. He moved.
Chapter 7
The Man
Bob moved into a big, dark fortress of EVIL. Shortly after settling in, there was knock on the door. It was a man. "Hi," said the man. "I am from Tripod and wanted to remind you about our big anniversary party coming up. We really would like you attend." "No! I hate you!" screamed Bob as he slammed the door shut.
TO BE CONTINUED
The Search for the Dark Lord
An Epic Parody of Nephew's Epic Adventure with the Same Title
By Joe
(Title and chapter titles By Nephew, borrowed straight and in order from his adventure currently in production)
Chapter 1
Tripod
There was a Dark Lord. His name was Bob. He was known all over the land as Bob the Dark Lord. Bob hated the town of Tripod. Why you ask? Because the town was loaded with nice people. Since Bob was an evil Dark Lord, it stands to reason he would hate that place. Tripod was a nice town with nice people.
Chapter 2
The Message
Bob received a message from the people of Tripod. "Come to our Town's 100th anniversary," it read. "We would really like to have you present, Mr. Bob the Dark Lord." Needless to say, Bob wasn't planning to go.
Chapter 3
The Challenge
Bob found it a real challenge trying to avoid the citizens of Tripod. Everywhere he went to be evil, there was some Tripod folk smiling, kind and considerate getting in his way. And they would always say the same thing. "We'd really like to see you at the party, Mr. Bob the Dark Lord. Are you coming?" Bob would give his most fiendish expression and say in the most sinister way, "No! Can't make it! Washing my hair." Bob hated Tripod, a lot! "Those poopie, friendly folks," he'd say to himself. "Can't they see that I am EVIL!"
Chapter 4
The Dark Cave
Bob moved away from his home to a dark cave to avoid the niceness emanating from the citizens of Tripod and the fact they bothered him about that party. However, like an idiot, he forwarded his mail to the cave, and sure enough the citizens of Tripod had found him. They continued to send well wishes and invites to their party.
Chapter 5
The Forest
Bob eventually moved from his cave to a forest far far far far away from Tripod. However, Bob eventually had to move shortly after because of the events about to be described in complete detail in Chapter Six entitled "The Attack of the Sturpents and Toothases."
Chapter 6
The Attack of the Sturpents and Toothases
In the forest, Bob was attacked by sturpents and toothases. He got bit a lot. It hurt. He moved.
Chapter 7
The Man
Bob moved into a big, dark fortress of EVIL. Shortly after settling in, there was knock on the door. It was a man. "Hi," said the man. "I am from Tripod and wanted to remind you about our big anniversary party coming up. We really would like you attend." "No! I hate you!" screamed Bob as he slammed the door shut.
TO BE CONTINUED
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