FUCKING AROUND!

Unposted bullshit now posted bullshit... BOOYAH!

How many people have you dated in 2008?
Hmmmmmmmmmmm…… eh. I didn’t carbon date anybody either… I’d probably have better luck carbon dating, come to think of it.


How did you feel when you woke up today?
Like I should’ve not have done what I did to that one thing that was sitting there doing this and that forever and a day…in addition to all of that other stuff I felt it couldn’t possibly think what I thought, but in the end it worked out fine.


Do you want someone dead?
Jesus! I… no, I don’t want Jesus dead. I was merely thinking about what a drastic question. I wouldn’t want my worst enemy dead… suffering, sure, but not dead.


What are you thinking about right now?
“Sigh” … That’s what I thought… I had a mental sigh. Cool huh?


Do you wish someone was with you right now?
Hell no! It’s MY TIME! Mine! All mine! MINE! MINE! MINE!

What time did you go to sleep last night?
It was right after some Canadian sitcom on WGN called “Corner Gas”…. And before the next show on WGN that came after “Corner Gas”…. Canadians look just like us!


Where did you buy the shirt you're wearing now?
Dick’s Sporting Goods…. I think… It could’ve been Wal-mart…. BUT, too make me sound cool, I will say Dick’s.

Ever kissed someone who smokes?
Yes…. I did. So there! Dated her too, all you fucking haters! I DIDN’T SMOKE AT THE TIME, EITHER!


Is someone on your mind right now?
If there was, I would say, “GET THE HELL OFF!!! That’s my head! IT HURTS! ASSHOLE!”


When was your last encounter with the police.

They wanted me to contribute to some fund… I said, “Can’t! I have to buy a Workplace themed Hoodie!”


What are you listening to?
The sound of the fan… buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….. Just a moment ago, a car backfired. I did have music on, but the CD ended… DAVE BRUBECK FUCKING JAZZES!

Did you sing at all today?
The Blues…. Always singing the Blues… That reminds me, I have to go listen to some. “I was born under a bad sign….ba da ba domm!”

When's the last time you cried?
The moment I realized the answer was “No!”… sniff.

Do you believe in love?
I guess… but, not lately.

Do you miss anyone?
Don’t know that person.

Do you curse a lot?
Like a fucking sailor and non-fucking sailors.

Are you too forgiving?
NO! But, I forgive you.

Ever have a sleepover with the opposite sex?
Recently? No… The other year? No… The…oh this is depressing.

If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
I think the answer is rather complicated in that there are so many circumstances that could really fuck the whole relationship up when there are factors that may contribute to feelings of uncomfortablilty (I am rewriting the English language! POWER, PEOPLE! LANGUAGE IS POWER!)…BUT, life is risk… yadda…yadda…blah…blah… SO, how much pain do you want??? Now, what was the question?

Do you want someone you can't have?
Yes

Have you been to North Carolina?
I don’t know… Have I? Maybe when I was younger, but that may have been So. Carolina… You know, I don’t think I’ve ever been… I’ve read about that place. I HATE YOU, UNC! AND, YOU TOO, DUKE!

When was the last time you talked to your brother or sister?
Hmmm… the other day… Briefly… for this, that, and the other thing.

Do you ever wanna know who you're going to marry?
I am 34 and have stopped thinking about such things.

Would you rather live in Alaska, or Texas?
ALASKA!!!! Running with the Caribou!

Did you mean it when you said "I love you" last?
When did I say it last…. Considering I don’t say it often, when I say it, I mean it.

Is it okay if you kiss people when you're single?
I usually don’t……

I mean…

The idea…

I think people tend to be rather… how should I say it… ummmm… scared of me. BOO!

Do you know anyone that smokes pot?
Yeah, and they are all proud of it, too. To be honest, they sound stupid when they talk about it.

Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
Ummmmmm……. Gosh…. Being that every 9 years or so God tries to take my life, I think he owes me one???

Do you crack your knuckles?
With a hammer sometimes… But, I have found feathers are much nicer on the skin.

Do you own big sunglasses?
Are girl scout cookies made from real girl scouts?

Would you go in public looking like you do right now?
I just did… … in a nice neighborhood too… where people drive BMWs…

Did you want to go back to school?
NO! à This, of course, is a cryptic answer. What am I talking about here?


Can you handle the truth?
THE TRUTH!.... CAN I HANDLE THE TRUTH!!! I CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH! AND, no, I ordered no code Red… Sorry.

Are your nails painted?
Painted? My nails? Hmmmm…. …. Hmmmmm…. I… painted? Really?

Do you wear heels?
I am a heel!

Name one fact about the last person who text you?
They want my money…

What is your favorite thing to eat?
POPCORN!

Where was your default picture taken?
Being that this must be a “myspace” question, I can’t really answer it… But, the blog picture was drawn by a friend. If it was to change, sadly, one must remove the beer.


Do you watch The Hills?
Only when they are alive with the sound of music!

What do you think your number 1 is doing right now?
Being lonely?? Cus, the number 1 is the loneliest number that you ever saw. AND, it’s lonelier then the number 2, which is a lonely number as well… 3, a crowd.

Who would be the first person to know if you got pregnant?
Some scientist at some research facility… BECAUSE, that would be impossible!

Where were you on July 4th, 2008?
Sitting in a Jellystone Park in Wisconsin… feeling miserable, and tired.

Who was the last person you were in a car with?
Paul.

Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
Yes.

Do you care what others think about you?
No… fuck people and their thoughts. NOBODY, I mean NOBODY is perfect, except me… of course.

Good day?
No, the worst… Oh, ummm… not really much to write about. I hate my job, though.

What do you look forward to in the next 3 months?
Nothing… How sad is that!?!?!?

Do you have any friends that have babies?
Yes, I guess I do.

How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
Nobody, except family members…

Last time you got flowers?
I haven’t… and if I did, I would wonder…

What are your plans for the weekend?
Steak? Did you say steak?

Do you like winter?
No… the darkness… the feelings in my bones… I could skip it. Fall, now, that’s a month!

Do you regret anything?
So much that I wrote “so much that…”

Do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
Not really… When I get tired, I find that I can’t finish sentences because I lose my train of thought…. Only talk to me late at night if you want to hear what a driveling idiot sounds like.

What are you doing tomorrow?
Sitting and being BORED…

Do you like to cuddle?
I forgot what that feels like…

Honestly, what's on your mind right now?
Steak… Did you say ‘steak’?

Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?
Who cares!!?!?!?

Do you like your school?
The one I went too…. Like UIUC???? Sure. I guess… J

What will you be doing at 8AM tomorrow?
Drinking coffee… staring out the window… wondering… wondering… wondering….

How was last night?
Shoot… It was… busy.

Do you regret doing anything you've done this week?
No…

Do you pay any bills?
No! Why would I do that!!! I want to go to jail! I want bad credit! I want to ruin my life!

Last time you showered?
This morning because this morning was a good time to do it…

Blue or Green?
Yellow.

Have you ever made a mistake?
Heh… heh.. heh… heeh… Ooops… misspelled “heh”…

What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Human flesh roasted with a white wine sauce and a nice Chianti….

Has someone ever called you beautiful?
Never, actually… never….

Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
I slept on the couch, actually.

Is there one place you'd like to visit?
No… There are several places I would like to visit.

Have you held hands with anyone in the past 48 hours?
No… I haven’t…

Last movie you watched?
Ummmm…. Ummmm….. I can’t think of any that stick out. They must have sucked.

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to on the phone?
I haven’t…. WAIT! It was a friend. I needed directions.

Is something bothering you right now?
Yes, but it isn’t on my mind, before you ask again!

Have you been outside today?
Yes, just a few moments ago.

Does the last person who put their arms around you mean anything to you?
Yes…

What were you doing at 11:00 PM?
Last night??? I was walking??? No, I was just setting on the couch after a walk.


Do you have a friend of the opposite sex that you talk to 24/7?
No, I don’t…. Does this mean I have a problem, Doctor?

Are you ticklish?
You know it… That’s one of the reasons I actually don’t like to be touched.

How is your heart lately?
My heart??? Well,… emotionally, it’s stunted, dismayed, irritated, confused, angry… physically, it’s fine.

What do you spend most of your money on?

Myself.


Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
Ummm… mainly, no…

How long does it take for you to take a shower?
20 minutes… full cycle.

Do you like the smell of gasoline?
Oh, the delightful smell of anarchy! It’s the smell of victory!

Do you like who you are, as a person?
I could use some improvements… Like pushing people away… Seriously, what does that accomplish.

Is there one thing that is on your mind constantly?
Yes… that constant TICKING!

Are you wearing socks?
Yes, when I wear my shoes…

If you could pack up and move, would you?
Without hesitation!


How many people have you kissed in the past 3 months, did they mean anything?
Nobody… and I guess that meant nothing to me.

Where will you be 12 hours from now?
Here…

The first person you kissed?
Her name was “Red”… and she was beautiful.

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Yes… yes, I would… and stop myself from making one bad decision…. Just one… Her name was Megan, and she fucked me up real good.

Have you ever been too drunk to remember anything?
No… that’s my gift, and my curse… The ability to remember everything while intoxicated… sigh.

Have you ever been out later than your curfew?
Define curfew?? Like being out for days? Yes!

Do you think you would make a good parent?
I would make an awesome parent…

Are you taller than 5'4"?
Yes!

Have you ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
YES!

Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
YES! And YES!

Does love scare you?
The one under the bed? YES!