TIRED OF THIS VAMPIRE SHIT!!!!
I just have to... it's... ummmm... Hi!
Okay, so before I head for the walk (I walk an hour a day to keep the doctor away... literally), I just wanted to quickly gripe about this cultural fascination with the VAMPIRE! ENOUGH ALREADY!
Jesus fucking Christ! I hated Ann Rice when she made vampires the "in" thing. Fuck you, Ann Rice. You and your bullshit goth oriented bloodsucker bullshit!!! COME ON!!! Vampires, if you really look at it, are really... They're dead! I mean... I can't explain it. Ahhh, I guess, we are supposed to feel sorry for them... "Look at me! I am a blood-sucking brooding vampire. I have immortality, and all I want to do is just find love!" For fuck sake! I was pretty much done with the vampire crapola after a friend of mine actually wrote a vampire musical. It was SOOOO god awful... It was a rehash of tired Ann Rice images mixed in with songs that... well, lasted for an eternity and made the audience want to actually be bitten to death by vampires. I was proud of him and his effort.... BUT, sorry, Buddy, that shit sucked...literally and figuratively. I can't get those images out of my head! It makes me want to pound the living bejesus out of my skull with a huge mallet! It was when I learned that even though they may be a friend, I don't have to like all the shit they do.... So, yeah, I watched this musical that should have been really called, "ANN RICE -- YOU GODDESS!!! I WORSHIP YOU AND YOU'RE VAMPIREISHNESS!!!!" .... Anne (is it Ann or Anne... oh, who the fuck cares! She's a born-again Chritian now... so I hear...) Rice... you made the vampire what it is today... BORING!!! So, yeah, I was done... Sure, Buffy the Vampire Slayer did a nice job at making me forget my hate for the vampire... It was a good show... One of the only few I actually watched religiously..., but now that this Twilight Saga has brought the Vampire back into vouge... I want to spit. .... SPIT!
Goddamnit! What about the creature for the Black Lagoon? Where are the cliched love stories told about his/her starcrossed loves? Huh? What about that!?!??!
FUCK!
End o'rant!
Okay, so before I head for the walk (I walk an hour a day to keep the doctor away... literally), I just wanted to quickly gripe about this cultural fascination with the VAMPIRE! ENOUGH ALREADY!
Jesus fucking Christ! I hated Ann Rice when she made vampires the "in" thing. Fuck you, Ann Rice. You and your bullshit goth oriented bloodsucker bullshit!!! COME ON!!! Vampires, if you really look at it, are really... They're dead! I mean... I can't explain it. Ahhh, I guess, we are supposed to feel sorry for them... "Look at me! I am a blood-sucking brooding vampire. I have immortality, and all I want to do is just find love!" For fuck sake! I was pretty much done with the vampire crapola after a friend of mine actually wrote a vampire musical. It was SOOOO god awful... It was a rehash of tired Ann Rice images mixed in with songs that... well, lasted for an eternity and made the audience want to actually be bitten to death by vampires. I was proud of him and his effort.... BUT, sorry, Buddy, that shit sucked...literally and figuratively. I can't get those images out of my head! It makes me want to pound the living bejesus out of my skull with a huge mallet! It was when I learned that even though they may be a friend, I don't have to like all the shit they do.... So, yeah, I watched this musical that should have been really called, "ANN RICE -- YOU GODDESS!!! I WORSHIP YOU AND YOU'RE VAMPIREISHNESS!!!!" .... Anne (is it Ann or Anne... oh, who the fuck cares! She's a born-again Chritian now... so I hear...) Rice... you made the vampire what it is today... BORING!!! So, yeah, I was done... Sure, Buffy the Vampire Slayer did a nice job at making me forget my hate for the vampire... It was a good show... One of the only few I actually watched religiously..., but now that this Twilight Saga has brought the Vampire back into vouge... I want to spit. .... SPIT!
Goddamnit! What about the creature for the Black Lagoon? Where are the cliched love stories told about his/her starcrossed loves? Huh? What about that!?!??!
FUCK!
End o'rant!
posted by "Just" Joe at 7:46 PM
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